The Red Shadow, by Pepito

"Now, Egen, now it´s all the time, it just continues every time that we find him. He escapes every single time!"

"Hey Jorge, the next time we will grab him. Don´t you remember that song, Dont worry be happy?"

"Yes, but it is the only criminal that I can´t catch, The Red Shadow... I...I...I---CAN´T CONTINUE, GUILLE"  

"Please calm down. You finish, ok. We... we think where he is going to attack, because he is very predictable." 

"Yupiii! That´s why we have you here. I thought that it was impossible to catch him and almost my soul went out of my body!" 

"He usually goes to places where there are lots of people. Let me think em.... em..... I got it! You remember the match Madrid-Barça?"

"Yes, but is it today?" 

"Em .... yes. Wait now... it´s tomorrow.

"Agh! I need to wait until tomorrow" 
"Yes sir" 

"Do we have another criminal?"

"Nope. Nothing now and what am I going to do? I dont know"

"Go with your family, relax, go to park, relax, help your sons with the homework and play with them, go to a spa an relax, ok?" 

"Ok, my family. The next is to relax!" 

"Oh my god! You have never relaxed! Now, well, I´m going to show you how to relax, Ok? This is teh first time that I am going to give you a lesson in something." 

"So how do you do that thing...re...re...re...uff, again"

"Re-la-x, repeat, re... ok? re – la – la- x."  

"Now, re... yes, rela... s!  No!... re-la-s! Ok, ok, r-r-rela....x! Yes! 

"Repeat, ok, ok relax. Yes, we will go...em... to relax? Yes. Where will we go to relax?" 

"We will go to the spa, and what you do for relaxing, you know,  you don´t have to do anything. Well, what you do is take a massage, etc."

"Ahh! Jorge, yes, this is very relaxing" 

"You see Guille, isn´t this the best place in the world? Yes or not" 

"Hm I don´t know... police or spa, police or...  I really don´t know what to choose.  The work with uniform that you risk your life or have serious injuries, or to be very relaxed without uniforms and when you finish you are like new and very relaxed. I don´t know, ok. I like very much the work! . What! The work! The wooooooooork!" 

"Sory but I can´t hear you with those serims"  

"Wait, serims!?" the too said. 

A girl shouted "Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, the red – the red...shadow... the red shadow" 

The two said: "The red shadow?" 

"Jorge, call the police for help and then come with me. Hey, girl, where has the red shadow gone?"  

The girl said "Upstairs" 

"Hey, hey, Guille! Do you mean the other police?" 

"It has gone upstairs. 

"Hey Guille, wait for me"  

"Red shadow! Waiit? 

"Guille, Guille" 

"Jorge? Jorge!" 

"Guige! Em ..... ¿Where is the red shadow?" 

"I don´t know, but wait... what is that noise?" 

The two shouted "The red shadow!"  

"Where is Guille nowwwwwww!" BUM!, BIP BIP BIP. "Guille Guille! – 

"What happened? Were am I?" 

"You are in hospital." 

"And the red shadow?" 

"We got him." 

"YUPIIIIIIII! But what happened to me?" 

"The red shadow shot you, but only in the tummy, so it wasn´t anything important" ¿

"And do we have any  more criminals?" 

"Nope" 

"So we go to the spa?" 

"No, again no!"

"Why?" 

"Because the next one shot can be me!" 

The too: "Ha ha ha ha."
THE END

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